Man, my eyes are tired

People use the phrase to ‘cut your teeth’ on something as a way of saying that someone is gaining experience by doing something difficult, or with a steep learning curve and their teeth gradually blunt with time. Well I noticed how sharp my teeth are – now there’s some symbolism – and thought about cutting my tongue on my teeth, and how much that would suck. If I ran my tongue across my bottom teeth and one of them cut it open. Then I thought about cutting my teeth on my tongue, and that was just wankery.  
OH
Imagine pulling the skin of your eye off. Grabbing the sclera and ripping it off, while your eyeball sat in it’s socket. Apparently Shakespeare invented the word ‘eyeball’.
 
 (More like undressing you with his lies)